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  2. kellyoxford:

    The smile and look he gives the audience after getting that line out will make me happy forever.

     
     
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  4. "wish I was up in that ass."
    —Dr. Dre to his then girlfriend, now wife. Ahh, romance.

    (via nosecretsbetweensailors)

     
  5. urbanemenswear:

    As Gracie said, “I think that should be on urbane because….why not.”

    Future pimp.

     
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  7. what a pimp.

    (Source: malfaroftw)

     
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  9. paternity leave

    Sometimes I wish I had a normal (esp. talking/communicating) relationship with my dad.  Like today for instance.  He gave me a ride to my AA meeting but there was this Mexican guy sitting behind me.  I later learned from my mom that the two of them went to Tijuana.  Maybe I’ll find out one day why they went.

     
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